Your 5 Jokes for July 23, 2013: Dad Jokes

A Love Letter A Five year old boy was trying to write a letter Dad: What are you writing my son? Son: Love letter to my girlfriend! Dad: Do you know how to write? Son: No!!! So what… She also doesn’t know how to read. It’s love dad you won’t understand….


Do Angels Fly? Child: “Mom, do angels fly?" Mom: “Yes, they do." Child: “Then why doesn’t our maid fly?" Mom: “But she is not an angel." Child: “Yes, she is. Dad calls her angel." Mom: “Does he? All right, you will see her fly tomorrow."


Fishing A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Johnny, is there anything wrong"?" The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church". The teacher was very impressed and asked Johnny if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. Johnny replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".


Is It True? Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries! Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!"


The Card My 16-year-old brother, Ryan, was out late with friends one night. Suddenly he realized it was Father’s Day and he had neglected to buy a card for our dad. After much searching, Ryan located an open store, but was disappointed to find only two cards left on a picked-over rack. Selecting one, he brought it home and, somewhat sheepishly, presented it to our father. Upon opening it, Dad read this message: “You’ve been like a father to me." He looked at Ryan, puzzled. “Well, Dad," Ryan tried to explain, “it was either that or the card that said, ‘Now that I’m a father too!’"