5 Zoo Jokes

Did You Like It?

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan’ s reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. “ So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home. “ Great," Little Jordan replied. “ Did you and your father have a good time?" asked Elaine. “ Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Jordan, excitedly, “ especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!"


Face to Face With a Gorilla

FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
BERT: No, what happened?
FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . .
BERT: What did you do?
FRED: Oh, I'd had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.


Out of the Enclosure

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “ How high do you think they ll go?" The kangaroo said, “ About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"


Signs

Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, “It was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The Bear, so I followed that and saw the bears. But when I followed a sign that said To the Exit, I found myself out on the street."


The Tiger’s Cage

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’ s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, “ if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …" “ Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. “ What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.


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