Your 5 Jokes for May 17, 2014: Warranty Jokes

The Computer After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: "Did you check to see whether the power was on?" "Of course." DED: "Did you open the cover and check whether any of the boards had shaken loose in shipping?" "Of course." DED: Then why are you calling me?" "Well, you sold it to me and there has to be some kind of warranty," pleaded the frustrated purchaser. "Of course there is," replied the DED, "But you voided the warranty when you opened the cover."

The MBA Marketing Engineer A Qualified MBA Marketing Engineer married a girl. After one year of tough life with her, he finally got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law: "Your product is not according to my requirements" The smart father-in-law replied: "One year warranty hasbeen expired: so manufacturer is not responsible"

The Wrist Watch The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. You said this watch would last me a lifetime, he yelled. Yeah, admitted the owner. But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it.

Warranty Period A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car," he said. “That’s right, sir," the salesman answered. “During the warranty period we will replace anything that breaks." “Fine, I need a new garage door."

Warranty Proviso I recently bought one of those large watertight camera cases. The thing is solid as a tank and is designed to be air-dropped in the jungle, etc. It comes with a lifetime warranty with the following proviso: "This warranty excludes damage caused by sharkbite, bear attack, or children under 5."


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