Cutting The Dog’s Tail
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says: "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
He Doesn’t Talk
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
How To Call The Pet Elephant
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant who's so sulky he just sits in a corner and mutters to himself. What shall I call him?'
The vet said, 'How about mumbo jumbo'.
A call to a vet:
- Ok, but will the dog find the way home?
The Wrinkly Dog
The owner of a wrinkly dog in Australia took his pet to a veterinarian to give him a pet a full face-lift and a double eye-lift so it won't go blind.
Unfortunately, after getting all that plastic surgery, the dog left its owner to live with a younger, hotter family.