Your 5 Jokes for March 21, 2012: Veterinarian Jokes

Cutting The Dog’s Tail

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says: "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"

He Doesn’t Talk

My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that won't talk to me.'

The vet said, 'What's his name?'

My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'

How To Call The Pet Elephant

My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant who's so sulky he just sits in a corner and mutters to himself. What shall I call him?'

The vet said, 'How about mumbo jumbo'.

The Mother-In-Law

A call to a vet:

- My mother-in-law will come to you with an old dog. Please give an injection of the most powerful poison that saves from sufferings and leads to immediate death.

- Ok, but will the dog find the way home?

The Wrinkly Dog

The owner of a wrinkly dog in Australia took his pet to a veterinarian to give him a pet a full face-lift and a double eye-lift so it won't go blind.

Unfortunately, after getting all that plastic surgery, the dog left its owner to live with a younger, hotter family.

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