Your 5 Jokes for November 23, 2012: Steak Jokes

Reminder

Sam was at a party and he started eying one of the women guests.

"Remind me to put a piece of raw steak on your black eye when we get home," said the wife.

"But I haven't got a black eye," replied Sam.

"You're not home yet," she responded.


Soothing Effect

Elsie Egan, a Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her husband several times in the head with a raw steak, according to police.

She just wanted to help soothe the black eye she was giving to him.


Steak On The Head

A guy was walking down the street when he noticed a little boy walking around with a piece of steak on his head. So he asked, "Little boy, why do you have a piece of steak on your head?"

"I'm not a boy," the boy answered. "I'm a fork."


Tiny Steaks

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious, gigantic steaks.

To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the smallest steaks they'd ever seen.

"Now see here," the very embarrassed guy said to the waiter. "Yesterday, when I came down here you served me a big, juicy steak. Today, though, when I have my friends with me, you serve tiny steaks! What is the meaning of this?"

"Yes, sir," replied the waiter, "yesterday you were sitting by the window."


Tough Steak

'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't even cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'

'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'

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