5 Son Jokes

A Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

The Agriculture School

A farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to agricultural college. As soon as he enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns.

Being pleased with his appearance, he had his picture tajen and sent it off to his parents. On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?"

Shortly after, then son received this terse note: "You idiot. It cost us a fortune to send to agricultural college, and you just grow hair?"

Related jokes: Farming jokes

The Notebook

"A father asked his son:Why you have all those bad notes in your school notebook, you don't inherit it from me, because when I was your age I used to get very good results at school. And the child answered to him: listen to me dad, it's not really my school notebook, it's yours I picked it in your desk."

Related jokes: School jokes

Why not a Lawyer?

A lawyer's son was about to enter college. He asked his son "Now how did it get into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?"

"Well dad," answered the son, "did you ever hear anybody in a crowd gathered around a heart-attack victim shout out frantically, 'Is there a lawyer in the house?'"

Related jokes: Lawyer jokes

Two Pounds Of Cookies

An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, " I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales."
The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, " Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your son."

Related jokes: Bakery jokes


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