Your 5 Jokes for May 04, 2013: Smell Jokes

Disgust

An old man was in a parking garage and farted as he made his way to his car. Unfortunately, as he pulled away the smell hit his wife in the passenger seat and she howled in disgust, frantically winding down the window. She hung her head out of the car window like a dog, screaming variations of "that's disgusting ... you should spend time in jail....for air pollution.


Rain

Justin, a city kid went on his first camping trip with the scouts. He was eating his lunch under the shade of a tree when an old man came along.

'It smells like rain,' the old man said to the boy.

Justin replied, 'I was told it was lemonade.'


The Deodorizer

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.

Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator. He began to sniff.

The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"

"Why, yes, I do," he replied.

"What does it smell like?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit in a pine tree."


The Dog

A man is walking down the street. He sees a beautiful woman coming toward him. She's walking a dog. As she comes nearer, he finds he can't take his eyes off the dog...she gets within ten feet of him, and he says, "Excuse me, lady, but I couldn't help noticing...your dog has no nose...how does he smell?"

"Awful!" She replied.


The Telescope

A young professor and his friends made a telescope that you could smell things with. When the inventers put it to test, they had people use it. During one of the tests, a 5th grader told them, "Don't make me smell Uranus!"