Your 5 Jokes for October 05, 2013: Slowness Jokes

Late For School

Teacher asked : Why are you late for school?

Johnny: Because of the Sign.

Teacher : What Sign?

Johnny : The sign that says “School ahead go slow"

Slow Golfers

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back.

His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around.

Joe asked "What's wrong?"

"It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired"

Texas Trains

A Texan is bragging to a Rhode Islander. "In Texas," he drawls, "you can get on a train, ride all day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall."

"Yeah", replies the Yankee, "We have slow trains in Rhode Island too."

The Snails

The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road!

Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.

The Tortoises

Martin is a slow worker. He gets a job at the local zoo and the keeper, aware of his reputation, tells him to take care of the tortoises. Later, the keeper drops by to see how Martin is getting on and finds him standing by an empty enclosure. ‘Where are the tortoises?’ asks the keeper. Martin shrugs, ‘I just opened the door and…Whooooosh!’


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