Your 5 Jokes for November 19, 2013: Rooster Jokes


Careful

A rooster was scratching around in the stall of a large farm horse. When the horse began to get restless and started moving around, the rooster looked up at him and said, “We’d, both of us, better be careful, brother, or we are likely to step on each others toes."


Friends Of Friends

A friend of Nasrudin visited him one day with a rooster as a gift. Nasrudin was very happy to receive such a rare and expensive gift. He killed the rooster and made a delicious soup from it and enjoyed it with the friend.

Several days later, a stranger came asking for Nasrudin. Upon inquiring Nasrudin was told that he is a friend of the friend that brought the rooster.

So Nasrudin invited him to have dinner with him and offered some chicken soup
still left in the house.

Few days later another stranger appeared claiming that he is a friend of the friend of the friend that brought the rooster. Nasrudin, a bit annoyed nevertheless invited him to supper and offered him a soup.
Yet another day, one more friend of the friend... came to see Nasruddin.

Without further questions Nasrudin offered him a soup.

"This is the worst ever soup I tasted. It tastes alsmost like water. Is this the way you treat a friend of a friend of a. ..?" the angry friend shouted.
"Pardon me sir, this is a soup made from the soup, that was made from the soup,..... that was made from the rooster."


Killing The Rooster

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him." "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can go join the other chickens that are around the back."


Proud Rooster

A minister had just finished an excellent dinner at the home of a congregation member when he saw a rooster come strutting through the yard.

"That's certainly a proud-looking rooster," the minister commented.

"Yes, sir," replied the farmer. "He has reason to be proud-- one of his sons just entered the ministry!"