Your 5 Jokes for August 02, 2012: Price Jokes

Cup Of Soda

We were at a amusement park last weekend with the family. We went into one of the restaurants and started ordering. My son asked the waitress, “How much is a cup of soda?" She replied, “One dollar". So my son asks, “How much are the refills?" She says, “The first one is free and then 50 cents a refill." So my son says, “I’ll just take the free one, thanks!"

How Much Does On Cost?

A little boy went into a baker's. "How much are those cakes?" he asked. "Two for 25 cents," said the baker.

"How much does one cost?" asked the boy. "13 cents;" said the baker.

"Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents!" said the boy.

Rise In Price

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're £6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only £5 each."

The Wisdom Teeth

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

The Witch

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.

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