Your 5 Jokes for January 28, 2014: Pediatrician Jokes

Allergy

Because of an ear infection, Little Johnny, had to go to the pediatrician. The doctor directed his comments and questions to Little Johnny in a professional manner. When he asked Little Johnny, "Is there anything you are allergic to?" Little Johnny nodded and whispered in his ear.

Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to Little Johnny's mother. She tucked it into her purse without looking at it.

As the pharmacist filled the order, he remarked on the unusual food-drug interaction Little Johnny must have. Little Johnny's mother looked puzzled until he showed her the label on the bottle.

As per the doctor's instructions, it read, "Do not take with broccoli."


Cute

We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us, "You have a cute baby."

Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."

"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."

"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.

"He looks just like you."


Examination

A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"

The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"

Again, the little girl was silent.

Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"

"Oh, no!" the girl replied. " Barney's on my socks."


Joking

A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to put them at ease and test their knowledge of body parts.

One day, while pointing to a little boy's ear, the doctor asked him,

"Is this your nose?"

Immediately the little boy turned to his mother and said, "mom, I think we'd better find a new doctor!"


Refusal

When my eldest son was 2 months old he refused to take his milk from the bottle. We have to use spoon to feed him. Feeding him milk became a very tedious affair.

So, one day we took him to see our regular doctor. I told the doctor, “My son refused to suck his milk from the milk bottle."

Without any hesitation the doctor replied, “Oh, he doesn’t want to be a sucker!"