Because of an ear infection, Little Johnny, had to go to the pediatrician. The doctor directed his comments and questions to Little Johnny in a professional manner. When he asked Little Johnny, "Is there anything you are allergic to?" Little Johnny nodded and whispered in his ear.
As per the doctor's instructions, it read, "Do not take with broccoli."
Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."
"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."
"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.
"He looks just like you."
Again, the little girl was silent.
"Oh, no!" the girl replied. " Barney's on my socks."
One day, while pointing to a little boy's ear, the doctor asked him,
"Is this your nose?"
Immediately the little boy turned to his mother and said, "mom, I think we'd better find a new doctor!"
So, one day we took him to see our regular doctor. I told the doctor, “My son refused to suck his milk from the milk bottle."
Without any hesitation the doctor replied, “Oh, he doesn’t want to be a sucker!"