Your 5 Jokes for March 21, 2013: Move Jokes


One morning as Professor Thompson was leaving for the college his wife told her absent-minded husband, "Don't forget we are moving today. If you come to this house this afternoon it will be empty."

Predictably he didn't remember until he found the house vacated that afternoon. He mumbled to himself, "And where was it we were moving to?"

He went out in front of the house and asked a little girl, "Did you see a moving van here today, little girl?"

"Yes," she replied.

"Can you tell me which way it went?"

She looked up at him and said, "Yes, Daddy, I'll show you."

Moving To Another Building

Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine. Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?" Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!

Moving To The City

After nearly ten years of remote rural living, my husband, a salesman, was transferred to a new territory near a large city. We found the prospect of being near a community rich in culture very appealing. Our enthusiasm was severely dampened, however, after a frustrating day of house-hunting and discovering suburban real estate prices. Some time later, over lunch, we complained to my husband's new supervisor about the exorbitant monthly payments on the property which we had selected, anticipating a sympathetic reaction. Instead, he exclaimed, "That's just how I like to see my salespeople - debt-propelled!"

The Skeleton

The orthopaedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, and had fastened the seatbelt around it to stop it falling over. I hadn’t considered the drive across town.
At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office."
The other driver leaned out of his window. “I hate to tell you, man," he said, “but I think it’s too late!"

The Wardrobe

Two London movers were carrying a heavy wardrobe to a new 5-storey building. Unfortunately, the wardrobe was too big to fit in the lift, so they went upstairs.

At the third floor they stopped for a break and the dumber sait: Hey mate, I have two news for you - one bad and one good, which one do you want to here first?

- Tell me the good one first!

- Well the good news is that we are more than half the way up, and the bad news is we have enterred the wrong entrance.