Your 5 Jokes for October 14, 2013: Mountaineering Jokes

Are You OK?

Two mountain climbers reached the top of a mountain when one fell into a large crack.

"Are you ok?", the other one asked.

"Not really", said the other.

"Ok I'll drop a rope down so I can pull you up".

"I can't, my hands are broken" said the other again.

"Ok then try tying it to your legs."

"I can't my legs are broken."

"Ok then put it in your mouth and I'll pull you up."

"Ok!"

The man puts it in his mouth and is pulled by the other. Half way up, the one pulling asks "are you ok?"

The other one answers "yeaaaa..."


Lost

A party of economists was climbing in the Alps. After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said,' OK see that big mountain over there?'' Yes', answered the others eagerly.' Well, according to the map, we're standing on top of it.'


Not Hurt

Two alpinists on a mountain: One of them falls in a crack, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one: Are you hurt? Noooooo! He hears. How come? I’m still fallinnnnnnng!


The Frogs

Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition.

The goal was to reach the top of a small mountain which, to the frogs, was a very high one.

A big crowd had gathered near the mountain to see the race and cheer on the contestants....

The race began....

Honestly:

No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the mountain.

You heard statements such as:

"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"

"They will NEVER make it to the top."

"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....

Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher.... The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up.... But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....

This one wouldn't give up!

At the end everyone else had given up climbing the mountain. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!

THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal?
“Heh?" said the winner. He was DEAF!!!!


Very Professional Guide

On a mountain climbing expedition the Swiss guide warned an American tourist,

"Be especially careful not to fall - it's a dangerous place. But if you do fall,"

He added nonchalantly, "remember to look to the right - the view is extraordinary."

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