Your 5 Jokes for February 01, 2013: Mosquito Jokes

Big Mosquitoes

Three people were arguing about how everything was bigger where they came from. The first said that mosquitoes were so big where she lived they used chain link fencing for window screens. The second person said the mosquitoes were so big in his area that they used prison bars for window screens. The third person looked puzzled for a while, then asked, "What are window screens?"

Fierce Mosquitoes

Two young idiots were camping out in the forest one night. But the mosquitoes were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from getting bitten.

The one of the boys saw some lightning bugs. “We may as well give up," he told his friend. “Now they are coming at us with flashlights."

Getting Rid of Mosquitoes

A man patented a remedy for getting rid of mosquitoes and charged Rs.50 per bottle. The bottle had a black liquid in it and he made a lot of money selling it. One man asked him how the remedy worked, ‘Just catch the mosquito, tickle it, when it begins to laugh pour the liquid down its throat.’

Love Bites

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot. One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria.


Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

Bubba was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn."

He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.

He is very kind and not for the bloodshed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "Sleep o deer Mosquito, Sleep.....".

After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."