Your 5 Jokes for April 05, 2012: Milk Jokes

A 100 Liters A Day

One farmer asks another:

- How come you cow gives 100 liters a day?

- You should be kind and tender with your cow. In the morning, I come to my cow and ask her: "What do we have for today: milk or beef?"

Milking The Cow

A farmer was busy milking one of his cows. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a small bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his milk pail. It went in one ear and out the udder.

Skim Milk

To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods, including skim milk. When she said her family would drink only whole milk, I suggested that she keep their regular container and refill it with skim milk. This worked for quite a while, until her daughter asked one morning whether the milk was okay.

“Sure, it’s fine," my friend answered, fearing she had been found out. “Why do you ask?"

The daughter explained, “Well, according to the expiration date, this milk expired six months ago!"

The Money

A boy comes to the shop and holds out a milk-can to the milk-seller:

- Mom asked to buy milk.

Milk-seller pours milk into the milk-can and asks:

- Ok. Now give me the money.

- Mom said: "Money is in the milk-can."

The Bucket And The Stool

After much urging by his wife, Bubba applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket.

An hour later, Bubba returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other.

"Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The hardest part was getting the cow to sit on the stool!"

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