Your 5 Jokes for December 09, 2012: Medication Jokes

Every Four Hours

A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription bottle with an elderly patient. "Be sure not to take this more often than every 4 hours," the pharmacist says. "Don't worry," replies the patient. "It takes me 4 hours to get the lid off".


Fatigue

Yenta had to call in the doctor to check her husband Lionel. He didn’t seem to be at all well.
After the doctor had examined Lionel, he said to Yenta, "Your husband is very exhausted and fatigued and needs a lot of peace and quiet. If you want to help him recover, please take one tranquilliser, four times per day."


History Of Medicine

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: “Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root."

1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"


The Bottle

A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a woman holding a bottle jumping up and down in the parking lot. The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman whats the matter. She replies " I saw it said 'Shake Well' after I took it".


The Coffin

A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearst flys open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"

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