Your 5 Jokes for March 17, 2012: Love Jokes

Favorite Music Group

Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group?

Girlfriend: I love U2!

Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?

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I Love You

Once a British lady was approached by a German man. As he was quite taken by her beauty, he marched over to her and shouted, "I love you!"

She said, "If you really love me, jump off the cliff!"

Before he could think, he ran away and jumped off the cliff.

A short time later the British lady was approached by an Italian. He swaggered up to her and passionately whispered in her ear, "Amore mio! I love you!"

She responded by whispering in his ear, "If you really love me, jump off the cliff."

Before he could think, he ran away and jumped off the cliff.

Still a short while later the British lady was approached by a British man.

He made her acquaintance and invited her for tea. After several hours of polite conversation, he said, with some reserve, "I love you."

She answered, "If you really love me, jump off the cliff."

To which he gallantly replied, "Ladies first!"

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Lorraine And Clearly

Wee Hughie adored and loved his girlfriend, Lorraine, to whom he was engaged to be married. Wedding plans were well underway and he was looking forward to spending the rest of his lfe with Lorraine.

However, a beautiful young lady, called Clearly, came to work in his glen and they found that they got on together very well and as time went by, Wee Hughie realised that he was in love with Clearly and that the love was reciprocated.

Being a gentleman he decided that as he had promised to marry Lorraine he would do so and steadily removed himself from his other relationship.

One day, he and Lorraine were walking along the banks of the River Tay. As they walked, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river and was swept away and drowned.

He stood on the bank for a few minutes feeling very sad before walking away singing happily.
And this is what he sang:

"I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone"

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The Break-Up

A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend.

She asked her Mother's advice about returning the gifts he'd given her.

Without a pause, her Mother replied: "Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but keep the jewelry for sentimental reasons."

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Who Will Be Lucky?

A young lady comes to fortuneteller and asks:

- John and Bill are in love with me, could you tell me who will be lucky to marry me?

- John will be lucky, as it is Bill who will marry you...