Buffy buys a box of laundry detergent, and it says on the box, "20 uses".
A day later, Buffy calls the laundry detergent company and says, "I bought your product and the box says '20 uses', but all it does is my laundry!"
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats.
"Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?"
"Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"
Not Very Clean
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside.
That laundry is not very clean, she said, she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.
Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: "Look! She has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this."
The husband said: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!"
Bertha doing laundry asked her friend Buffy to help her find a match for her sock.
Buffy replied,' 'What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''
Talking About Wives
Three friends were discussing about their wifes.
The first one says, "my wife is so fat, I have to take her in an auto."
The second one says, "my wife is so fat, I have to buy two tickets for her in the bus."
The third one says, "my wife is so fat, when I took her clothes to the laundry for a wash the owner said, "we don`t wash circus tents here".