Your 5 Jokes for February 15, 2014: Investigation Jokes

Every Friday Morning

There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients died in the same bed and on Friday mornings, regardless of their age, gender, medical history or conditions.

This puzzled the doctor and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. Why do patients die on that same bed on Fridays?

So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause of the incidents...

Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. A new and unknowing patient laid there.....

Some doctors holding wooden crosses, prayer books and others holding holy objects to ward off evils... waiting....

8am...... then 8:30am........

Just before the 'cursed' time... the door to the ward swung open......

Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that he can use the vacuum cleaner.


A man is taken by the police detective to the morgue to identify his wife's body.

"Take a deep breath," the detective said, pulling the gown back. "She's in a bad way".

"Please, no," the man screamed. "I don't believe it".

"I'm sorry for your loss sir," the detective frowned.

"It’s not her," the man cried.

Secret Service Investigation in Canada

In Joe Friday voice: This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service. The phone line you have just dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by the Attorney General of Canada. To facilitate our investigation, we would appreciate you leaving your name, number, a brief message, and any affiliations you may have made now, or in the past, with communist or terrorist organizations. Thank you.

The Painting

One day, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were doing their usual investigative business, when they uncovered an unusual painting.

At first glance, it looked like a picture of normal oak tree, in the middle of a wilderness, but if one looked closer, one could see that it was a remarkable painting. The tree trunk was actually made of fire, and its branches were made of ice, clouds and earth.

"What is it, Holmes?" asked Watson in awe. "It's an Element tree, my dear Watson," replied Holmes.

The Young Detective

The young detective called his boss:

Young detective: I’m here at the crime scene!

Inspector: Is there anything you know about this kidnapper?

Young detective: He’s ruthless.

Inspector: Very good! How do you know that?

Young detective: Ruth is here with me.