Your 5 Jokes for June 23, 2014: Hair Loss Jokes

Best Hair Restorer Richard Cooper's hair kept falling out and he complained to his barber. "That stuff you gave me," he cried, "is terrible! You said two bottles of it would make me hair grow, but nothing's happened." "I do not understand it," said the barber. "That is the best hair restorer made." "Well," said Richard Cooper, "I do not mind drinking another bottle, but it better work!"


Comb Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?" Pupil: "No comb, Sir." Teacher: "Use your dad's then." Pupil: "No hair, Sir."


Cure Bald Bill: Doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? Doctor: How about a few pounds of pig manure? Bald Bill: Will that cure my baldness? Doctor: No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice.


So Much Hair Little Billy is eating breakfast one morning and gets to thinking about things. Mommy, mommy, why does dad have so few hairs on his head?" he asks his mother. “He thinks a lot," replies his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a quick answer to Little Billy’s question. Or she is until Billy thinks for a second and asks, “So why do you have so much hair?"


Taller Kelly: Have you noticed that Rob is getting taller? Shelly: No, why? Kelly: His head is sticking through his hair.

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