5 Cop Jokes

Paddy In New York

Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting, and watching the traffic cop on a busy street
crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians". Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?


Didn’t You Hear Me?

Traffic policeman: 'Didn't you hear me shout to you to pull over?'

Motorist: 'I'm awfully sorry. I thought you said "Good morning, Chief Constable." '

Traffic policeman: 'That's all right, sir. I just wanted to warn you that the traffic's pretty bad up ahead.'


Fancy Dress

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Johnny, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?"

"That it is," Johnny replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the fancy dress ball." "You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat. "How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Johnny.

"Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere."

"That there is," replied Johnny. "'Tis wise never to book a judge by his cover."


Resisting Arrest

A boy and his father are playing with toy cars, the father has the police car and pretends to pull over the car that the boy is playing with.

"Do you have a drivers license?" asks the father.

"No," says the boy.

"Are you resisting arrest?" he asks.

The boy hesitates before he says, "No ... I'm not sleepy yet."


Lost The Tail Light And …

“How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.

The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car. He put his face in his hands and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed so upset that the cop began to feel sorry for him.

“Come on, now," the officer said, “don’t have to take it so hard. It isn’t that serious."

“It isn’t?" cried the driver. “Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?"

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