Your 5 Jokes for July 26, 2012: Color Jokes

A Red Duck

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him: “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

Young Bobby replied with “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella."

Learning Colors

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and she was always correct, but it was fun for me, so I continued.

At last, she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!

Red And Blue

Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

Teaching Colors

When I want to teach the colors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:

Phone rings: "Green, green!"

They answer: "Yellow?"

They ask: "White?"

They hang up: "Pink!"

While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.

The Shoes

An ensign is walking along the street, wearing different colored shoes - one's black, and the other one's brown.

A major stops him and says:

Ensign! Go home and change your shoes.

I can't, major, says ensign, the ones I've got at home are just like the ones I'm wearing.