Your 5 Jokes for February 12, 2012: Class Jokes

An Essay About A Match

Teacher: Students, you have forty minutes to write an essay on a soccer match.

Richard: (After two minutes) Here's my paper, sir.

Teacher: What did you manage to write so quickly?

Richard: Match called off due to rain.

Animal Sounds

A teacher arranged her young students into a circle. She then went around the circle and asked each one a question.

"Davey, what sound does a cow make?"

Davey replied, "It goes 'moo.'"

"Alice, what sound does a cat make?"

Alice said, "It goes 'meow.'"

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"

Jamie said, "It goes 'baaa.'"

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"

Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh ... it goes ... 'click!'"

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Latitudes And Longitudes

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

The Spit Ball

Teacher: Whoever answers this question can go home now one hour early.

Student: Accidentally shoots a spit ball at his teacher

Teacher: Who shot that spit ball?

Student: I did by mistake. See you tomorrow.

The Vacation

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Rodney about his family vacation.
"We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."

The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"

Little Rodney replied, "My mistake. Actually, she lives in Ohio."