Your 5 Jokes for January 01, 2013: Appointment Jokes


Ram Lal had not slept for many days. He made an appointment with a doctor to be treated for insomnia. He turned up an hour late at the clinic.

The doctor asked angrily,' Why are you an hour late for your appointment?'

Ram Lai replied:' I overslept.'

No Problem

Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."

“But I could be dead by then!"

“No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."

One Month Late

Troy had finally made it to his doctor's office for a long overdue appointment.

"Well, Troy," the scowling doctor said, "I see you're well over a month late for your appointment. Don't you realize that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention. What's your excuse?"

"I was simply following your orders, Doc," Troy replied.

"Following my orders?" the confused doctor said. "What are you going on about? I gave you no such order."

"You told me to avoid people who irritate me," explained Troy.


Morris: “Beckie’s two hours late."

Max: “She’s probably been kidnapped or she’s been involved in a terrible car crash or she’s shopping."

Morris: “Good Lord! I hope she’s not shopping!"

The Dentist

Benjy the dentist was also a golf fanatic and would often take time off work for a round of golf. One day, he told his secretary to cancel all his appointments. She was also to leave the following voice mail message on his phone:

‘Dr Benjamin is fully occupied today as he needs to fill 18 cavities. Please ring tomorrow for an appointment. Thank you.’