Your 5 Jokes for May 03, 2014: Anniversary Jokes


In a stationery store, Mike quickly picked out a card for his wife for their anniversary. The clerk was surprised by how little time it took him, and she began relating a story about another customer who spent a half-hour searching for the right anniversary greeting.

Noticing the man lingering over one card after another, the clerk went to see if she could help. "Is there a problem?" she asked.
"Yes, there is," he replied ruefully. "I can't find one my wife will believe."


A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."

Honeymoon Suite

To celebrate their silver anniversary, a couple went to Niagara Falls and asked a motel clerk for a room. "We only have the honeymoon suite available," she told them.
"My wife and I've been married 25 year," the man said. "We don't need the honeymoon suite."
"Look, buddy," replied the clerk. "I might rent you Yankee Stadium, but you don't have to play baseball in it!"

No Vacation

Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went."Pretty good, I think," replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation until I'm married."Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?""No", replied Darla, "but right on the application it said' vacation time may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'"

Somewhere I Have Never Been

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her: "How about the kitchen?"