A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous Hot'.
She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?'
He said, ' I'm Just Kidding'
Going To The Toilet
One day, Mr. Dorren's first grade class was learning the alphabet.
One of his students came up to Mr. Dorren and asked to go to the bathroom.
Mr. Dorren said, "First, recite the alphabet."
The student started, "A, B... L, M, N, O, Q..."
When he finished, Mr. Dorren asked, "Where's the 'P'?"
"Running down my legs." replied the student.
How Many Letters?
Teacher: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Teacher: How did you work that out?
Teacher: Alvin, how many letters are in the alphabet?
Teacher: Wrong, there are 26.
Alvin: No, teacher, there used to be 26, but ET went home in a UFO and the CIA went after him.
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!