Boss: “Sam, you are still so young. Why have you lost so much hair."
Sam: “Yes sir, it's worry and tension."
Boss: “What worry?"
Sam: “Losing my hair, sir."
Wife: Had your lunch?
Husband: Had your lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Let's go shopping.
Husband: I had my lunch.
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot.
Not knowing what to do, she called 911. "You gotta help me find my parrot!"
The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies."
But the lady persisted, and then the operator told her not to be concerned, that the parrot should fly back in a few days.
Then, out of desperation, the lady begged, "But you don't understand! The only thing he says is, "Here, kitty, kitty!!!"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet!
You Look Worried
After a visit to the doctor, the soccer team centre forward dropped in to his local café for a quick drink. "What's up mate?" asked his friend Brian, "you look worried."
"Yes, I am," He replied. "I've just been to the doctor's and he told me I can't play football."
"Oh, really?" said Brian. "He's seen you play too then, has he?"