A Glass Of Water
A boy was in trouble so he had too go to bed early. He got in bed and asked his dad for a glass of water, so his dad brought him a glass...
Five minutes later the boy called down too his dad, ''can I have another glass of water?" .
So, his dad brought him up one. Five minutes later the boy called back down too his dad saying ''can I have another glass of water?" .
His dad said, "NO, if you ask me one more time I'm going too come up there and spank you".
Five minutes later the boy called down, ''on your way up to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
A Visiting Diplomat
A visiting diplomat is at a party in Washington.
The food makes him thirsty and he sends his private aid to collect water several times. He demands water for the third time but the aid comes back without water. The diplomat demands to know why. The aid explained, "other guest is sitting on waterhole in bathroom."
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
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The Water Gun
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember."
A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so he made an appointment and showed up the next day. After the doctor examined the man, the doctor invited him into his office for the consultation. The doctor came into the room with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor told the man to take the red pill in the morning with a big glass of water, the blue pill in the afternoon with a big glass of water and the green pill in the evening with a big glass of water.
The man, terribly shocked at the amount of pills he had to take asked the doctor what in the world was wrong with him.
The doctor replied, "You aren't getting enough water."