Your 5 Jokes for March 21, 2012: Veterinarian Jokes
Cutting The Dog’s Tail
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says: "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
He Doesn’t Talk
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that won't talk to me.'