The Road Sweeper
A road sweeper went to see the boss, and complained: 'I've had just about enough. You're always moaning "Brush this road; brush that road." I'm going crackers, you're working me too hard. I've got too many roads to brush.'
The foreman said, 'O.K., go home, get a good night's sleep, and tomorrow we'll give you only two roads to brush.'
He said, 'Fine. Which roads?'
Foreman: 'The Ml and the M6.'
He’s In Georgia
The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?"
The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the trooper said.
"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.
"No you weren't!" the trooper said.
One morning a local highway department crew reached their job-site and realized they had forgotten all their shovels.
The crew's foreman radioed the office and told his supervisor of the situation.
The supervisor radioed back and said, "Don't worry, we'll send some shovels ... just lean on each other until they arrive."
The Alabama Trooper
Two guys are driving through Alabama, when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the Trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?"
The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's licence, and he's clean. He gives the guy his licence back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the Trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that jerk would've tried that sh*t with me.'"