5 Pizza Jokes

A Japanese Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.

He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."


A Man at Hospital

A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it. A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning. I'm afraid you have Avain flu, Ebola, and you're positive for hepatitis." Stunned, the man asks "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?"
The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of only pizza." The patient asks: "Will that really help me, doctor?"
"No", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."


Bush Orders a Pizza

George W. Bush ordered pizza delivery for the White House. The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president's pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. George responded, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


The Tip

After the college boy delivered the pizza to a trailer house, the man asked, "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."

"Is that so? Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying?" asked the man.

The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."


A Pizza in the Stomach

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then suddenly a soda came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two minutes later another soda comes by and pizza let him pass too, but two minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stoped him:"What's going on out there?" it asked. "Why, there's a party going on! It's great! They're having the most fun!!" the soda replied. And pizza said: "Great, I'll go check it out!"


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