5 Island Jokes

Stuck on an Island

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head were all stuck on an island. Then they found a magic lamp and rubbed it. Out popped the genie and since there were three of them, he gave them each one wish. The brunette said, "I wish I was a bird so I could fly away." So the genie turned her into a bird and she flew away. He turned to the red-head and she said, "I wish I was a wolf so I could hunt food." So the genie turned her into a wolf and she went off to hunt food. Then he turned to the blonde and she said, "I wish I was," then she slipped on something and yelled, "Sh*t!"


A Can of Beans

Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore.

The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens."

The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job."

Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".


Lucky

There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make it to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around. He went over to the fisherman and said, “You know, it’s illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. “Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, “What did it taste like?" The fisherman replied, “Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle."


The Genie on the Island

Three guys are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."

Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!!! He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!!! He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is.

"Gee," he says," I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!"


Two Men and a Lion

Two men and a lion were stranded on an uninhabited island. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited. One man was so determined to get home that he tried to swim. He made it 50 miles , got tired and drowned. Then the second man tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and he too drowned. The lion thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. The lion swam 50 miles, but started to get tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.