Your 5 Jokes for December 10, 2013: Hunger Jokes

Committing Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some coke and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks "Why do you take these things with you?".

Sardarji replies: "If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!"


Grandson

A hungry man was going along the street.

He got to a place and saw a sign board with the inscription "Eat as much as you can here, your grandson will pay".

The man went in and confirmed from the receptionist who confirmed the statement. The hungry man now ordered for series of food with assorted meat, fish, turkey and others. He ate and ordered for drinks in excess.

He drank excessively. As he was preparing to go, the steward called him and gave him a bill of $2,000.

The man was annoyed and asked "what the hell is going on here? What is this?"

The steward answered "it is the bill of your fore-father which you must pay so that your grandson would pay for the one you ate."


Ordering Food

One night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre stayed late and all started to feel hungry. They decided to order in food by phone, but their boss thought that, since they worked with computers, it would be more appropriate to order by Internet. After they contacted a fast food chain's web site and spent a long time registering as new customers for the delivery service, a message appeared on the screen: "Thank you for your business. You will be able to order food in three days."


Two Hungry Robins

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.

"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.

"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

"OK," said the first.

So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat ran up and gobbled them up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he said to himself, "I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."


Wisdom

A plane crashed in a desert and only three of its passengers survived two mascular men and an old Chinese man. They decided to walk toward the nearest town. It was late in the afternoon and they had been walking since early morning. Having no food at all there wasn't anything for the three of them to eat however they could see the town in a distance.

Toward the end of the day, the two mascular guys started talking about how hungry they were and about the huge meals they were going to eat when they reached town. When one of the men asked the old man if he was also hungry, he just shrugged his shoulders and said, "No."

Later that evening, after they had arrived in town, all three ordered large steak dinners. As the old man proceeded to eat everything in sight with great gusto, one of the other guys reminded him that less than an hour earlier he had told them that he was not hungry.

"Not wise to be hungry then," he replied. "No food."