Your 5 Jokes for January 07, 2014: Graduation Jokes

Call Me A Doctor

A young man was standing in the middle of a street and shouting.

Young man: Call me a doctor. Call me a doctor.

Passer-by(anxiously): What's the matter with you? Are you feeling sick?

Young man(haapily): No, I just graduated from medical college.


Graduation Speech

A young graduate stood before his classmates, teachers, parents and the high school principal to deliver his graduation speech, he started it with the following:

I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office And all the guys who worked so hard to invent Copy Paste.


Natural Pose

It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.

"Let's try to make this look natural "she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder."

The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"


The Cab Graduate

Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns.

"Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver.

"Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99."

The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."


Types Of Graduates

The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”