The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said,
“Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’"
“Yes sir," the worker replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too."
I Can Handle It
The personnel manager was impressing the applicant with the prospective job.
“We make parts for microscopes. You’ll be required to work with lenses that are
ten-thousandths of an inch thick."
“I can handle it," the applicant said, “I used to slice meat in a delicatessen..."
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill drinks in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the drinks stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
Returning The Spectacles
A woman walks into an optician to return a pair of spectacles that she purchased for her husband a week before.
The assistant asks, "What seems to be the problem, Madam?"
The woman replies, "I'm returning these spectacles I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way."
Little Johnny's mother was sitting outside on the porch swing, relaxing, when he came running out to her. "Mom, remember that expensive, crystal vase you always worried I would knock over and break?"
"Yes, dear, what about it?" his mother asked.
"Well, Mom, your worries are over!" Johnny replied.