Your 5 Jokes for January 10, 2014: Forgetfulness Jokes

Distraught Stranger

The psychiatrist was not expecting the distraught stranger who staggered into his office and slumped into a chair.

"You've got to help me. I'm losing my memory, Doctor," he sobbed. "I once had a successful business, a wife, home and family; I was a respected member of the community. But all that's gone now. Since my memory began failing, I've lost the business - I couldn't remember my clients' names. My wife and children have left me, too; and why shouldn't they - some nights I wouldn't get home until four or five in the morning. I'd forget where I lived...And it's getting worse.

Doctor - it's getting worse!"

"This is not an unusual form of neurosis," the psychiatrist said soothingly. "Now tell me, just how long ago did you first become aware of this condition?"

"Condition?" The man sat up in his chair. "What condition?"

I Lost My Memory

An old man says to the doctor: “Doctor, I lost my memory!”

Doctor: “When did this start?”

The old man: “When did what start!”

Seen My Vest?

"Have you seen my vest?" Paddy asked his wife.

"Sure and you have the thing on, you old fool," said his wife.

"Just as well you noticed," said Paddy, "or I would have gone out without it."


Sidney and Abe, both in their seventies, met in Edgware High Street one Sunday morning. Straight away, they started their gossiping and story telling.

"So, Abe, what's new?" Sidney asked.

Abe, looking very worried, replied, "I’m sorry to have to say that only this morning I had a great story to tell you, but I've forgotten it already."

Sidney replied, "Well, if it's about ‘forgotten stories’, I have a better one to tell you than that - if only I could remember it!"

Three Old Buddies

Three old buddies are out for a walk.

Old guy #1 says, "Windy, isn't it?"

Old guy #2 says, "No, it's Thursday!"

Old guy #3 says, "So am I. Let's go get milk shake."