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Your 5 Jokes for April, 04, 2012: Essay Jokes

Favorite Animal

When Dad came home he was astonished to see Harry sitting on the dog, writing something.

"What on earth are you doing there?" he asked.

"Well, teacher told us to write an essay on our favorite animal. That's why I'm here and that's why Fred's sitting on the goldfish bowl!"


Grandpa And Grandma

After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following: We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in little tin boxes. They ride on three-wheeled tricycles and they all wear names tags, because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building called a wrecked hall, but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed because it is alright now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good. There is a swimming pool there. They go in it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim. As you go into their park, there is a doll house with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they can sneak out, they go to the beach and pick up shells that they think are dollars. My grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks, they just eat out. They eat the samething every night - early birds. Some of the people are so retarded they don't know how to cook at all, so my Grandma and Grandpa bring food into the wrecked hall and they call it "Pot Luck". My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back up here, but I guess the little man in the doll house won't let them out.


Handwriting

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated.

One day, a student came to her after class with an essay that had been returned.

“I can’t make out this comment you wrote on my paper."

The teacher took the paper and, after studying it, sheepishly replied, “It says that you should write more legibly!"


Little Johnny’s Essay

The teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week."

"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"

"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."


The Same

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays, the teacher said,

'Why both the essays are the same?'

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is the same.