5 Elephant Jokes

Elephant’s Milk

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

A: An elephant's.


Red Toenails

Do you know why elephants paint their toenails red?

No, why?

So that no one will see them sitting in the cherry trees.

But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree!

Precisely!


Scaring Away Elephants

A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tiny pieces and throwing them out the window.

“Excuse me,” said the woman sitting next to him. “But, would you mind explaining why you.re doing this?”

“It scares away the elephants,” replied the drunk.

“But I don't see any elephants around here,” said the woman.

“Effective, isn’t it?” crowed the drunk.


The Elephant Is Dead

A: Why are you crying?

B: The elephant is dead.

A: Was he your pet?

B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.


The Elephant and the Turtle

An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.

The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick. The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.

A zebra standing close by asked, "Why did you kick that turtle?"

"Well," the elephant replied, "That turtle bit my foot 20 years ago. That was payback."

"How do you know it was the same turtle?"

The elephant looked at the zebra a minute and said,

"I have turtle recall."


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