Counselor: Does anybody here know the difference between a biscuit and a rock?
Camper: I do
Counselor: Good you're cooking breakfast.
A boy telling his friend: “The food was awful at summer camp this year. “
Boy: “I tell you! My first day there, I threw mine in the lake and darned if the fish didn’t throw it back."
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.
The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?"
The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?"
Tee Boudreaux returned from summer camp and while helping him unpack, his mother noticed a silver medal in his suitcase.
She asked, “Mais what did you earn dis for?"
Tee said, “Dat’s For telling knock knock jokes."
“And dis?" as she held up a gold medal.
Tee Boudreaux said, “Dat’s For stopping".
Two kids talking:
Kid 1: You shoulda been with me this summer at camp. We had a lot of tough times with skunks.
Kid 2: How do they smell?
Kid 1: They smell like our gym class! But I never changed clothes once this summer at camp and y’know what? Toward the end of the season, the skunks ran away from me."