The History teacher had just finished a chapter on World War I.
She asked the class, "How many of you are against war?"
A number of hands shot up. The teacher said, "Ok, Little Johnny, you tell us, why are you not in favor of war?"
"I hate war, miss." Little Johnny said, "That's because wars end up making history, and history is my least favorite subject."
Math vs. History
Once a math teacher and a history teacher had a fight wheather maths is better or history.
History teacher: I will call all of Stalins army and kill you. Math teacher:
Then I will put all the army in the bracket and multiply it by zero.
History Teacher: "Tell me Rahul, why did King Ashoka plant trees on both sides of the road?"
Rahul: "Because if he planted them in the middle of the road, there would have been a traffic jam.
History Teacher: “Why was George Washington standing in the bow of the boat as the army crossed the Delaware?"
Student: “Because he knew if he sat down, he would have to row."
When Was Rome Built?
Mrs. Taylor asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" and called on Timothy to answer first.
"Rome was built at night." was his answer.
"At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. "How ever did you get such an idea?"
"Well," gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't built in a day."