Your 5 Jokes for July 05, 2012: Nursery School Jokes

Age

Welcome to our school, William," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?"

"I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm still almost new."


Immature

A young mother got upset when she received a nursery school Report that described her daughter as "emotionally immature."
She responded with a note that said: "If you cannot be emotionally immature at age three, when CAN you be?"


Patriotism

The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free."
One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. . . . "I'm not free. I'm four."


Really Smart

A young mother got upset when she received a nursery school Report that described her daughter as "emotionally immature."
She responded with a note that said: "If you cannot be emotionally immature at age three, when CAN you be?"


Spelling

My little sister is so smart! She’s only in nursery school and she can spell her name backwards and forwards.
Really? What’s her name?
Anna.