Bunch of Cows
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure I've heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Five Things That Contain Milk
Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
Hitting the Cow
"Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!"
"Was it a Jersey cow?"
"I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!"
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
"Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?"
"Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
"I hear you take milk baths."
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"