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Your 5 Jokes for October 17, 2013: Co-Worker Jokes

Buzz

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing DRIVING?"


Co-Worker’s Mother

Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting on an airplane," was the inevitable answer.

"Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air."

"I know," said her mother. "I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."


Missing For A Few Hours

One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest:

"As long as you're asleep, you have a job but as soon as you wake up, you're fired!"


The Commuter

A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. Thinking it would make the trip more bearable, he invited several coworkers to share the ride. However, the commute actually got more stressful, especially the trips through the tunnels. He consulted the company doctor.

“Doc," the frustrated commuter complained, “I’m fine on the bridges, in the traffic, in the day and at night, and even when Joe forgets to bathe all week. But now, when I get in the tunnels with those four other guys crowded into the car, I get anxious and dizzy, and I feel like I’m going to explode."

Without further analysis, the doctor announced he had diagnosed the ailment.

“What is it, Doc? Am I going insane?"

“No, no, no, my boy. You have something that is becoming more and more common."

“Tell me! What is it?"

“You have what is known as Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."


Two Co-Workers Talking

One coworker was talking to another coworker by the water cooler one day. He said,

"My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth."

The other coworker replied, "Really? What did he get?"

"Fifteen years."