Your 5 Jokes for January 16, 2012: Camel Jokes

A Hundred Camels

As US tourists in Jordan, a man and his wife were sitting outside a souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. A local salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied. Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "She's not from the States." "Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her and asked, "Is he your husband?" "Yes." she replied. Turning to the husband, he offered.... "I'll give you 100 camels for her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, "she's not for sale." After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."


Baby Camel And His Mother

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."

A few minutes later, the young camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these long eyelashes?" "They're to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," replies the mother.
"Momma, why do I have these great big humps on my back?" asks the baby camel. "They're to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without eating for long periods," explains the mother.

"So, we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes and these humps to store fat," the young camel says.

"That's right, son," says the mother.

"Then why are we in New York Zoo?" asks the baby camel.


Baby Camel’s Name

Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps.

He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.

As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps.

They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy.

They finally decided on "Humphrey".


The French Camel

Two guys are on duty at a French Foreign Legion fort. One says to the other one, "See that camel over there? I'll bet you I can make him jump 30 feet in the air.
The other guy says no way.

So, the first guy walks around to the back of the camel with two bricks. Reaches in between the camel's legs and crashes the bricks together. Camel jumps 30 feet in the air.

A couple of days later the first guy says to the second guy. I bet you I can make that camel nod his head yes.

The second guy says, " You got me last time. But there's no way you can make that dumb animal nod his head yes."
The first guy takes the same two bricks, walks around to the front of the camel, holds up the bricks and says,"Remember me?".
The camel nods.....


The Guy And His Camel

There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and asks if he needs a ride to town. The guy say's, yeah. He hops in, the driver says, “what about your camel". The guy said, “Oh, he's ok, he knows his way to town". So the driver starts driving, he gets up to about 45 MPH, and he looks in his rearview mirror and sees the camel right behind him. He say's to the guy, “hey buddy ya know your camel is behind us?" The guy says, “yeah it's ok, he knows his way to town, speed up a little". The driver speeds up to about 55 MPH, he's driving along, and looks behind him and again sees the camel. And says to the guy, “your camel is still there". The guy says, “he knows the way, speed up a little". So the driver speeds up to 65 MPH. He drives for a bit, and looks behind him, and looks at the guy and says, “hey buddy your camel is looking pretty rough". The guy says, “oh yeah, what's he doing". The driver says, well, his ear's are folded back and his tongue is hanging out.. The guy says, “HIS TONGUE IS HANGING OUT ?! TO WHICH SIDE ?" The driver says: “to the left side". The guy says, “YOU'D BETTER HOLD YOUR COURSE, HE'S FIXING TO PASS YA..!"