Better Than Boots
A psychiatrist was trying to comfort a new patient who was terribly upset. You see, Doc, the patient explained, my problem is that I like shoes much better than I like boots. Why, that’s no problem, answered the doctor. Most people like shoes better than boots.
The patient was thrilled, Thats neat, Doc. How do you like them, fried or scrambled?
New Pair Of Socks
Murphy had stinky feet and this annoyed his wife.
In order to solve this problem, his wife told him he should put a pair of clean socks on everyday.
By Friday he couldn't get his boots on.
As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and boots. One day when school was over and the children were getting ready to leave, one child came over to me in tears “my boots are missing" she wailed. “they are in the corner" I said pointing to her boots. “Those are not mine!" she said, stamping her foot, “MINE HAD SNOW ON THEM!"
Why The Tennis Shoes?
An elderly Eastern motorist and his wife driving through Arizona on vacation saw a horseman riding alongside the road and stopped to ask if he were a real cowboy. The man answered,
"We recognize your hat, shirt, leather vest and Levi's as authentic Western wear," the motorist said, "but why are you wearing tennis shoes?"
"Because if I wore boots people would think I was a truck driver," he replied.
Little Jennie is struggling to wear her boots. When she's done, her Mom tells her:
" Jennie you have your boot on the wrong foot!
Little Jennie replies, "Mommy, I didn't know I had a wrong foot".