Your 5 Jokes for May 13, 2013: Banking Jokes

Deposit

One day a young man came up to my window at the bank and whispered, "Please deposit this hundred dollars in my savings account." I handled the transaction and whispered back, "Have a good day." He started to leave but changed his mind. "I'm sorry we have to whisper," he said, "but if my car knows I've deposited money, it'll break down again." With his finger to his lips he tiptoed out.


Loan Officers

A senior loan officer was standing by the desk of a junior loan officer when the telephone rang.

The junior officer answered, saying, "No...no...no...no...yes...no," and hung up. The senior officer questioned him immediately. What had he said "yes" to?

"Don't worry, " said the junior officer reassuringly. "I said yes only when he asked me if I was still listening."


Money

Don’t give importance to money… cos it can give you:

Bed but not SLEEP,

Books but not BRAIN,

Clothes but not BEAUTY,

Luxuries but not HAPPINESS,

SO

Transfer it to my account


Proposal

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.

"Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."

"You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."


Star

A Middle Eastern king was down on his money and began to sell off his valuables. The last of these was the Star of the Euphrates, at that time the most valuable diamond in existence. He went to a pawnbroker who offered him 100,000 rials for it. "Are you crazy?", said the king. "I paid one million rials for this gem! Don't you know who I am?"

The pawnbroker replied, "When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are."

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