Your 5 Jokes for March 26, 2012: Baldness Jokes


In a finding that could treat inherited baldness, a research team in England claims to have discovered a genetic "code" that instructs cells to sprout hair.

That's good news for Vice President Cheney. Now all scientists have to do is find the genetic code for "evil" and he'll be completely cured.

He Thinks A Lot

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, ”Mommy, why does Daddy have such little hair on his head?”

“He thinks a lot, dear” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a such good answer to her husband's baldness.

“Then, why do you have so much hair?” asked Little Johnny.

“Go eat your breakfast!” snarled his mother….

Rabbit Tattoos

Two mates at a café having a drink, when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation. The bald guy says he cant afford it. So his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares. (hairs)

The Good Compliment

After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

The Kiwifruit

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.