Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office."It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.""You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Smith. "I didn't realize it.
You don't suppose she's faking, do you?"
The Dirt Road
One day a young lady from the city was driving her 2 aunts and cousin to their house.
When the young lady got on the dirt road that the ladies lived on she was all over the other side of the road.
The aunt that was sitting in the front asked her why was she all on the other side.
The young lady said: “Where are the lines then?"
The aunt said, Its like the equator, just because you cant see it doesnt mean you cant imagine its there!
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure." So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, "What are you talking about? Thats not your aunt! Thats a picture of a fish!"
Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"
Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. "I need to get your weight today," said the nurse. Without a moment's hesitation, my aunt replied, "One hour and 45 minutes!"
"Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?"
"What's the matter with you?" asked his father. "Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?"