Your 5 Jokes of the Day, November 02, 2012: Asking Dad Jokes

Intelligence

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"


It Ain’t The Right Answer

At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault.""How's that?" asked the master of the house."Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?""Yeah, I remember.""Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."


The Goverment

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapterabout government. The boy turns to his father and asks,"Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?"The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."


Were You In A War?

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves.

“Daddy, were you in a war?”

“Yes,” I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be.

Wide-eyed, she gasped, “Against what planet?”


What Are You Doing?

My husband had run to the store with our daughters, Sarah (4) and Hannah (2) and on the way home he drove through a neighborhood looking for houses for sale. After a bit Sarah asked, “Daddy, what are we doing?”

My husband said he was looking at the houses that were for sale.

Sarah asked “Are you gonna buy a new house?”

Dad replied “Maybe.”

Then Sarah said with much concern, “But Dad, how will we get it HOME?!”

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