Your 5 Jokes for July 24, 2012: Apple Jokes

Explanation To A Four Year-Old Boy

A four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?"

"Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidise, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color."

There was a long silence. Then the son asked softly, "Daddy, are you talking to me?"

Give Me An Apple!

Jake came rushing in to see his Dad.

"Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"That's what they say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"

How Many did You Eat?

At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast.

Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross this apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples. I guess I eat about six", said little Johnny.

“No", said the teacher, “It’s ate!"

Little Johnny said, “Well, it could've been eight, I don't remember".

The Lawyer And The Doctor

A Doctor and a Lawyer loved same girl.

The Lawyer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

The Doctor asked: WHY?

The Lawyer said: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!


Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard.

One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!"

The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."